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Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama,
fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck.
Llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama,
llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck.

I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake,
but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale,
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail.

Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on the llama,
llama's llama tastes of llama, llama llama duck.
Half a llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer llama,
llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama duck.

Is THIS how it's told now? Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold.
Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck,
time for me to retire now, and become a duck.

I has answers. You has questions?